So this Elk walks into a bar...

Submitted Fri, 08/30/2013 - 3:57pm by Pete Moss

A Swedish man found himself on the horns of a dilemma when he returned to his home, but found his front door blocked by a gang of belligerent drunks-inebriated elk from the woods behind his home. The boozed-up beasts got tipsy after scarfing down some apples that had fallen on the ground and fermented. The elk turned out to be mean drunks, charging at the man and chasing him away from his house- leading him to call cops for help.